Wednesday 22 May 2013

Shave the jungle

















Apparently that particular vagina did not take too well to the habitat of the penis. Slammed the door on his balls before he could enter like on some Jehovah's witness.
What do we learn from this? ... bush dwellers not welcome. 

Feel free to add to the story in the comments.

The idea/Introduction

Some of you, may very well know about the anonymous online chat website www.omegle.com , where two strangers are randomly pinned together to start yapping, with an extra feature where a third person (the spy) is introduced who will ask a question (or simply make a retarded nonsensical statement most of the time) and they have the privilege of watching the other two either discuss his topic or simply ignore it and talk about something else (or blatantly disconnect after throwing a loving insult at you).

What I enjoy about Omegle, that keeps me going back is how the whole anonymous random chat with anyone helps people open up and talk about things that they probably wouldn't if it was a profile-based chat or even less if it was face to face. On one side this can lead to some great pinned up anger venting, maybe even some therapeutic chatting (need to talk to a shrink? why not hop on an anonymous, talk to a random person from anywhere in the world and just spew your problems and reflect on what's bothering you) or it can lead to some of the most inventive bunch of drivel that two sick minds can come up with to create a spectacle of comedy that has no limits. Well this blog is pretty much meant to address the latter, with a goal to one day perhaps tie all those crazy ass chats of Omegle together, to create a (somewhat coherent) story!
Enjoy!

Odyss